Some say I'm adorable. Some say I'm pretty. Only my mother says I'm handsome because she's yet to be fully aware of the real me. I like sexual and I like sensual. i can evoke deep and phonetic euphemisms and I can say tiny things. I'm a slave to the culinary world, most likely to one day construct a restaurant castle and empire. However, only my experience to be at CIA in a couple of months will foreshadow my social-food class. Lady gaga is my inspiration and musical backbone. Darren Criss is my husband, married four times, eloped twice, and divorced only for the sake of being married once again. That's all for now ladies and contagious germs. My blog shall tell the rest :) tata(s)!

28th September 2014

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naomicampbelle:

when your parents try to give you fashion adviceimage

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28th September 2014

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notmysecret:

*aggressively cares about you but doesn’t want to be clingy about it*

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28th September 2014

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semicastrated:

the difference between “ok” and “okay”

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28th September 2014

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 inspo. ( x )
inspo. ( x )

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28th September 2014

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iwasrepeals:

manylifehacks:

Use a hanger when you need to type reports/papers! 

this blog just saved me so much time!

iwasrepeals:

manylifehacks:

Use a hanger when you need to type reports/papers! 

this blog just saved me so much time!

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28th September 2014

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bethrevis:

you could kill a man in any of these dresses, and pretty sure no jury would convict you. those are killing-men dresses, that’s what i’m saying

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28th September 2014

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25th September 2014

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25th September 2014

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aph-memeland said: Do u have any betta fish???

thecutestofthecute:

I love Betta fish bc just look at how beautiful they are

They look like underwater flowers 

Majestic underwater flowers that is!

(This one is my personal favorite)

Also i love how they come in all sorts of colors

It’s amazing!!

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25th September 2014

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i never thought i would read a sentence like this

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