Some say I'm adorable. Some say I'm pretty. Only my mother says I'm handsome because she's yet to be fully aware of the real me. I like sexual and I like sensual. i can evoke deep and phonetic euphemisms and I can say tiny things. I'm a slave to the culinary world, most likely to one day construct a restaurant castle and empire. However, only my experience to be at CIA in a couple of months will foreshadow my social-food class. Lady gaga is my inspiration and musical backbone. Darren Criss is my husband, married four times, eloped twice, and divorced only for the sake of being married once again. That's all for now ladies and contagious germs. My blog shall tell the rest :) tata(s)!

29th July 2014

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WHAT SHOW OR MOVIE IS THIS

29th July 2014

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lillesbianthatcould:

anh62950:

I pick him. I pick Larry." - Piper Chapman

I will reblog this EVERY. SINGLE. TIME.

oh my lord, i’m crying

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29th July 2014

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catduelist:

me if i ever get sent to prison

catduelist:

me if i ever get sent to prison

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29th July 2014

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13th July 2014

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papergangsters:

justplainsomething:

deadcatwithaflamethrower:

P!nk talking about Stupid Girls [2/2]

Don’t play dumb, even if they want you to.

Props to her for pointing out problematic behavior without putting down the women in general.

Take notes, Lorde!

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13th July 2014

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emmiebar5:

i’m sorry, but this tweet is the best

emmiebar5:

i’m sorry, but this tweet is the best

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1st July 2014

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1st July 2014

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1st July 2014

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ethanwearsprada:

collegehumor:

A shirt from Spencer’s Gifts says a thousand words.

Finish reading What Your Graphic Tee Says About You

THEY DIDNT EVEN POST THE BEST ONES

Source: College Humor

1st July 2014

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vanconcastiel:

ignotum-per-aeque-ignotum:

fandomstuck:

the fact that there are animals who can see colors that i cant which means that there are colors that exist that it is literally impossible for me to envision is such fucking bullshit that i wanna rip open a couch and eat it

Humans have 3 types of rods for processing color (red green and blue). Mantis Shrimp have 16.

Fucking shrimp. I will NOT be jealous of food.

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