Some say I'm adorable. Some say I'm pretty. Only my mother says I'm handsome because she's yet to be fully aware of the real me. I like sexual and I like sensual. i can evoke deep and phonetic euphemisms and I can say tiny things. I'm a slave to the culinary world, most likely to one day construct a restaurant castle and empire. However, only my experience to be at CIA in a couple of months will foreshadow my social-food class. Lady gaga is my inspiration and musical backbone. Darren Criss is my husband, married four times, eloped twice, and divorced only for the sake of being married once again. That's all for now ladies and contagious germs. My blog shall tell the rest :) tata(s)!

17th September 2014

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bace-jeleren:

catsandcunts:

YOUR BODY IS BEAUTIFUL IF:

  • you have a body
  • that’s it
  • you’re beautiful
  • you win
  • congratulations 

You have potentially offended hundreds if not thousands of ghosts.

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thoseoctoberstars:

posters made to leave around the school

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The Breakfast Club

The Breakfast Club

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telapathetic:

america is just all the people europe didnt like

I guess you could say they were All American Rejects

DID U JUST

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17th September 2014

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ziggy-the-gengar:

I’m like a reverse dudebro, I constantly need to reaffirm how queer I am, just in case anyone mistakes me for a heterosexual.

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cudl:

I am the opposite gender. I am the infinite, negative gender. I am the all-seeing black hole gender. I’ll destroy everything

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5th September 2014

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iwatchforsasha:

Over the weekend you may have heard of or seen - nude photos of celebrities were stolen off of their phones and posted online. It’s a terrible invasion of privacy, but probably the most disconcerting part of this for me is that some people are blaming the celebrities for having the nude photos on their phones in the first place.

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